It's been 80 long years since your ancestors trod across the wastelands. As you search for the Garden of Eden Creation Kit to save your primitive village, your path is strewn with crippling radiation, megalomaniac mutants, and a relentless stream of lies, deceit and treachery. You begin to wonder if anyone really stands to gain anything from this brave new world.
Until you become familiar with your surroundings, do not attempt to approach hostile mutated creatures. Move slowly so as not to portray yourself as a threat. And, whenever possible, avoid conflict.
press your index fingers and thumbs together and place your hands over your eyebrows in an open and horizontal fashion, thus shielding yourself from the most harmful rays.